The train was making good time and passengers alighted at various stations along the line, but not before asking this aged fat bloke, dressed like Darcy Bussell after a couple of Strictly Come Dancing rounds at the local rugby club, following an England victory over Wales in the Six Nations Rugby, why he wanted his cricket bat? Which, they further imagined, likely came with bringing the armadillos down from the loft to be displayed on the mantelpiece? Maybe also to re-inflate the balloon animals and wondering if maybe, he could blow some omelettes through his Y-fronts while he admired the display on the mantelpiece. One passenger said she had a half dozen eggs and offered them. Mandy stopped him accepting the offer and mentioned egg would be difficult to get off his tutu.
Strictly Come Da
