I’ve learned a lot in the past twenty-four hours. The first being, the distinction between a bar and a restaurant is very shady. If an establishment serves alcohol and food and plays music, is it a restaurant or a bar? To be safe, I called them all, which leads me to the second thing I’ve learned. There are a ton of restaurants and bars in the Ann Arbor area. Thankfully, I’ve been able to make contact with someone from every one. At least, I hope I did. Now, for the third piece of information I’ve discovered, there are exactly two establishments that will have a cover band and five-dollar Long Islands tonight. Only two. I’m exploding with so many emotions that I can’t even process them all. Excitement, joy, fear, worry, and nervousness only begin to skim the surface of my emotional sta

