/Jane He stood up, bent down, and grabbed both of my hands before pulling me to my feet. He laughed sheepishly as he responded, "I'm only a p*****t around you." "I'm only a p*****t around you." "Are you kidding me, player?" As he dragged me out of the room, I chuckled cynically to myself. He vehemently objected, "I'm not a player!" "Mmm huh, yeah, anything," the person replied. When I turned to go, someone gave me a light smack on the behind, which caused me to squeak in surprise. I don't play any games! He said this while shaking his head and adding, "I only have eyes for one woman." "You mean...?" So what you're saying is that you've never been in a relationship with another couple? I joked. When he heard my comment, he rolled his eyes. He responded to her with a dramatic b

