"Look, Chase might be a real pain in the ass up at work, but he's decent enough to me and faithful. He's just..." she started. "He thinks he's a lot bigger than he is, and thinks he's a lot better than he is. Plus his jealousy is just maddening."
"Yeah?" he asked.
"Yeah," she sent. "He's so paranoid that I'm going to leave him. The only time I ever want to leave him is when he's being a pain in the ass about being scared I'm going to leave him."
"I'm sorry," he sent. There was a minute of silence before she replied.
"I shouldn't have told you that," she sent.
"I'm sorry for you," he said, "but don't worry, I'm not going to use this new knowledge against him in some nefarious plot."
"Thank you Dexter. You seem like a really good guy. By the way, I meant to tell you," she sent. "I'll h
