MURDERS AND LOVERS

KYLE

It had been a week or two since Hazel came into my office and threatened my life.........at first I thought she was speaking out of overwhelmedness but ..THIS GIRL IS INSANE !!!! yesterday I was in a meeting with a new client when a new maid gave us some coffee I did not hire a new maid but I thought I was just being forgetful when I took a sip of my coffee I realized there was peanut butter in it FIRST OF ALL WHO THE ACTUAL FVCK ADDS PEANUT BUTTER IN COFFEE second of all I am allergic to peanuts "My EpiPen! wheres my EpiPen?!?!?!?!??!?" I said screaming at the end I was taken to the emergency room, and I had to stay there and get a drip. If you thought that was crazy cause THIS ohhohh THIS was a near-death experience this woman decided to poison me, I was at a dinner with some close friends when my "waiter" decided to insist on giving us some shakes which happened to be their specialty "Oh! I insist it's on the house " she smiled at us "sure" we said in sync " be right back with your milkshakes " when I got mine I felt sleepy and dizzy and fainted or fell asleep right then and there. The series of " Mission: Kill Kyle" lasted a week or two before at a dinner to which her family and she were invited making me keep thinking "Am I going to die today?" but the most unexpected s**t happened that night "Hi! Kyle " said Hazel with an evil smirk than she hugged my mother all happily and friendly what a fake woman I thought rolling my eyes "Come in " said my mom smiling after some time and discussions we had dinner "well today we are here to answer to your proposal it's a win-win situation my kid said yes and our companies can grow together " said her mother "WHAT!" came out of my mouth unknowingly what was she planning ? she is going to kill me in my sleep I just know it IAM GOING TO DIE ! so I had to reject but when I opened my mouth but my fugly mouth said "Yes!" ugh I AM EITHER DYEING OR GOING INSANE! "It's a done deal then!" said my mom. They all started discussing the wedding "Take her shopping for the wedding and wedding ring tomorrow." said my mom