KAIA I’m exhausted. Okay, maybe not fall-on-the-floor-and-sob exhausted, but definitely who-knew-smiling-for-hours-could-make-your-face-hurt exhausted. First day of work? Check. Still employed? Check. Social battery? Deceased. I cross the road and drag myself to the apartment like a grown woman with bills to pay. Because I am. And I do. And damn, working is ghetto. And I'm saying this on my first day of work. Maybe I'm just lazy. By the time I reach my door, the sun's already doing that dramatic golden glow thing, like it’s proud of me or something. Good for you, Sun. Rub it in. I pull out my keys and unlock the door but of course, because my life’s a sitcom, it doesn’t budge. Right. The chair. I’d sneakily jammed it under the doorknob when I was leaving this morning like I was i

