I get woken up by Bria blowing up my phone, and my alarm hasn't even gone off yet. It's my last day of work before the weekend. I groggily answer the phone, "Hi, B."
She immediately starts talking, “Holy s**t, girl, you’re all over social media. Who is this mystery girl dating the most eligible bachelor 34 year old, Lazarus Yates?”
“Oh f**k, we are not dating,” I groan.
She laughs. “I know that, but they don’t. But girl, you look f*****g hot! I bet all eyes were on you.”
I laugh, then fill her in on the drama with my family. “Cole was pissed and said he’d talk to me later. I don’t give a f**k about the rest of them being mad—I actually thought it was funny—but I don’t want to hurt Cole.”
Bria sighs. “That really puts you in a tough spot. But hey, did you and Lazarus f**k again?”
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