AXL “But has he ever forbidden you from biting anybody before?” Malachi asks before stuffing an entire slice of pizza into his mouth. He licks the grease from his lips and frowns. I’m as baffled by this whole no-biting-Ophelia deal as they are, but I’m stopped from answering by Xavier. “Why do you eat that s**t?” he asks, his nose wrinkled in disgust. Malachi pulls a face. “Because it f*****g tastes good, numbnuts.” At least I think that’s what he mumbles with his mouth stuffed full. Xavier makes a fake vomiting noise that has me suppressing a smirk. He’s never taken to junk food despite its prevalence in today’s culture. “It has like zero nutritional value. Even for humans.” “Well, we’re not as bloodthirsty as you,” Malachi snaps back. “Some of us enjoy actual food too.” Quick as a

