Starting Over

WTF

Hunter

I’ve been gone nearly a month and a half. I got  damn near giddy when I saw Cobras bar that I owned along with my buddy Tommy and his ol’ lady Tammy.  I pull into the back and head straight to my apartment, hope the new female roommate isn’t there. I’m so not looking forward to this roommate situation, hopefully she doesn’t freak when I bring biker bunnies home. Speaking of I need to get laid, so it looks like shower then head down to the bar to find tonight’s bedmate. Walking in I holler to see if my roomies home thank goodness she’s not, so in the shower I go. After showering I decide to drink some of my own personal tequila, I’ve got better stuff than what the bars has. Roughly fifteen shots later I’m horny and ready to head to the bar to find my bunny bed warmer for the night. Coming downstairs I do a quick look around, and that’s when I see her.  Thick girls are my weakness and man this girls hips were made to grab onto and pound. I’ve never seen her here before, but new biker groupies arrive all the time. Wonder if she’s new enough to not be f****d yet? I hope so, not sure I like the idea of sharing this one we’ll see. Nodding my head to some of my crew here and there I make my way to the voluptuous beauty. I confidently wrap my arms around her and say, “hey bunny you looking to keep a bed warm tonight? I need a good hard f**k and your thick ass is just my type,” and if that wasn’t plain enough I cup her p***y.  Mmm this girl is perfect. That thought lasted half a second, one minute I’m touching p***y then next I’m being shocked by a very strong taser. It knocked me on my ass, and once the shock both literally and figuratively wore off I yell, “WHAT THE f**k! You have any idea who I am?” Apparently who I am doesn’t phase this girl , because she chastises me for groping a stranger, and yeah she’s got a point. Stupid Tequila you can always count on that to make an ass of your self. I’m pulled from my thoughts when I see Tammy running towards us, and she explains to bunny who I am. Turns out this sexy girl is my new roommate. Well ain’t that some s**t I’m sober now and my d***s still hard, living with her is going to be paradise or hell. First things first she’s gotta learn tasing me is unacceptable disrespecting me is unacceptable. She’s not going to be easy to deal with, but damn I’m looking forward to it.