Chapter 31: Lori Banter Returns
Lori Banter cussed me out in my dreams while I filed for unemployment online. She stood at my right shoulder and insisted I was an incompetent monkey with limited education, looks of a sloth, and had no talent whatsoever as a photographer.
She smacked me up the side of my head with one of her palms, twisted an ear, and barked, “How dare you betray my wishes! How could you? I have kept you as an employee for the last nine years, and you…you decide to sleep with my enemy. You are not right, Cannon Rake. There’s something terribly wrong with your thinking. How could you f**k him like you have? How? I want to know.”
I pressed the send button on my unemployment application, shook my head, and thought about jumping out of my desk chair, lunging at her with open
