The Rise and Fall of President Frump
BY R. L. SAUNDERS
"ABOUT TIME YOU SHOWED up."
"Hey, I'm right on time!"
"Yea, but I needed to talk to someone hours ago."
"Oh, that research assignment..."
"Right. Why did I have to be assigned researching the Frump Presidency?"
"Wasn't it about the trend of older female candidates being elected?"
"Yea, frumpy ones. Not young, not necessarily married, preferably divorced after their hubby ran off with a younger woman, not particularly photogenic - Frumps."
"Is that your result after all your research? Older women make frumpy politicians?"
"Of course not. It's just a marketing angle I was working on. That's the key point all these women had in common. The ones who could claim they were victims of a womanizer got better poll results, especially
