“ How did you know it was a parasite?” Lisa questioned
“ their boils were throbbing like something was crawling in their skin?”
“ Or maybe you brought the parasite into school after the zombie tried to eat your face off…maybe you were it’s first host”
“ A zombie attacked you?” Miss Lance widened her eyes at me “ Why didn’t you tell us?”
“ Did it bite you?” the general asked
“ No, it didn’t bite me. And I didn’t think that information was relevant”
“ Did something enter your nose or mouth or any other opening in your body?” the general asked
“ Eeww” Lisa chimed
“ A lot of things were happening at that moment, I wouldn’t have known if something crawled up my ass”
“ Eeww Michael”
“ I have a pretty good idea of what is happening here” the general said “ Michael carried the para
