TWERKISM: THE BEGINNING

Goddess ritual

Monday morning July 12th ****

Last night dream

IN HER DREAM SHE WAS IN A STRANGE PLACE, THAT WAS FULL RED AND BLACK STRUCTURES, BLOOD INSTEAD OF WATER, AND A LOT OF STATUES OF WOMEN TRYING TO TWERK, SHE WAS CONFUSED WHERE SHE WAS AND THIS IS A DREAM, SHE WENT TO THE A TEMPLE THAT WAS NEARBY, SHE SAW SOMEONE WHO LOOKED LIKE HER IN A THRONE TWERKING IN ECSTACY AND PLEASURE WHILE THE PEOPLE WHO WHERE ALSO THERE TWERKED WITH HER, KATRINA COULDNT STOP HER BODY FROM TWERKING, HER ASS WAS BOUNCING AND JIGGLING LIKE IT NEVER DID BEFORE SOON AFTER THE LOOKALIKE SPOTTED HER

FUTURE KATRINA: DO YOU LIKE WHAT YOU SEE

KATRINA: MAYBE, WHO ARE YOU AND WHAT IS THIS PLACE

FUTURE KATRINA: I AM YOU FROM THE FUTURE AND THIS YOUR TEMPLE

KATRINA WAS IN MORE CONFUSED, SHE LOOKED AT HER FUTURE SELF BODY AND RECOGNIZE A TATOO OF A LADY TWERKING, SHE REALIZED IT WAS TRUE. SHE HAD SO MANY QUESTIONS, SHE THOUGHT THAT THIS IS A DREAM AND IT WASNT POSSIBLE FOR THIS TO HAPPEN AND YET IS HAPPENING

KATRINA: WHY DID YOU COME TO MY DREAM

FUTURE KATRINA: I AM HERE TO FULLFIL YOUR DEEPEST AND SELFISH DESIRE

KATRINA:[CONFUSED] AND WHAT IS THAT

FUTURE KATRINA: TO BE A GODESS AND TO BE WORSHIPPED BY YOUR LOYAL FOLLOWERS

KATRINA: WTF, ARE YOU KIDDING ME, HOW THE f**k DO I WANT THAT, I JUST FINISHED UNIVERSITY, AND I HAVE MY WHOLE LIFE AHEAD OF ME

FUTURE KATRINA: I KNOW THAT IS WHAT YOU WANT BECAUSE I AM YOU,IF YOU DO NOT CHOOSE TO BE A GODDESS, THE REMAINING PATH OF YOUR MORTAL LIFE WILL BE MISERABLE

IN THE NEXT 2 MONTHS YOUR COUSINS WOULD HAVE BEEN r***d, ONE PREGNANT AND THE OTHER IN A COMA, YOUR AUNT WOULD BECOME AN ALCOHALIC ADDICT AND A PROSTITUE TO PAY HER DAUGHTER MEDICAL FEES

AND A YEAR LATER YOUR MOTHER DEVELOPS BREAST CANCER, SHE DIDNT TELL YOU BECAUSE YOU WOULD SAD EVEN MORE

AND YOU MOST OF ALL

[SOBBING] STOP I DONT NEED TO HEAR ANY MORE, I AM READY TO BECOME A GODDESS, WHAT DO I NEED TO DO

FUTURE KATRINA: YOUR WITCH FRIENDS WOULD BE THE ONE TO HELP YOU

KATRINA: WHY CANT YOU BE ONE TURN ME INTO A GODDESS

FUTURE KATRINA: THIS IS MY ASTRAL BODY I SENT TO YOUR DREAM, TIME TRAVEL IS HARD AND YOU NEED TO TURN YOUR WHOLE FAMILY INTO GODDESSES TO PREVENT THE FUTURE TRAGEDIES

KATRINA: SO YOU BEING IS LIKE A TIME PARADOX, SO IS THERE ANYTHING ELSE I WOULD LIKE TO KNOW

FUTURE KATRINA: I CANT RUIN THE TIMELINE BUT I CAN TELL YOU 4 THINGS

YOUR MOST LOYAL AND DEVOTED DISCIPLE IS SCARLET RENNE, SHE IS CURRENTLY IN A CATHOLIC UNIVERSITY AND ASPIRING TO BECOME A NUN, SHE WILL CHOOSE St. GEORGIA CONVENT, CURRENTLY RIGHT NOW THE CONVENT IS KNOWN AS THE WORST AND POOR CONVENT, ITS CURRENT MEMBERS ARE ONLY 9, IN 6 MONTHS TIME, TURN ALL OF THEM INTO YOUR DISCIPLES AND 7 MONTHS LATER CONVERT SCARLET INTO YOUR DISCIPLE

CREATE A RELIGION SYSTEM THAT WILL WORK WELL FOR THE 9 OF YOU, OUR RELIGION IS UNDER PAGANISM THATS ALL I CAN SAY

YOUR TWO BEST FRIENDS WILL SOMETIMES BETRAY YOU BECAUSE OUR EGOISM, ITS NOT THEIR FAULT BUT OURS.

OUR RELIGION IS INTERTWINED WITH THE TWERK CULTURE AROUND THE WORLD, FROM MUSIC VIDEOS TO STRIP CLUBS, YOU WILL BE THE CAUSE OF THE INFLUENCE AND ALSO DONT AGREE WITH YOUR MOTHER ON EVERYTHING, SHE CARES FOR US BUT SHE NAGS TO MUCH AFTER 100 YEARS

KATRINA: THANKS FOR THE TIP, AND ALSO WHAT YEAR DID YOU COME FROM AND WHERE IS THIS PLACE IN THE FUTURE

FUTURE KATRINA: SINCE THIS IS 20** ITS 550 YEARS IN THE FUTURE. ON YOUR TIME THIS PLACE IS TANZANIA

KATRINA: SO RED AND BLACK IS OUR FAVORITE COLOR

FUTURE KATRINA: YES, AFTER 30 YEARS I BECAME A GODDESS I TURNED MY SKIN TO RED AND BLACK SKIN

KATRINA: WOULDNT YOU LIKE A DEVIL

FUTURE KATRINA : YES, FEW YEARS AFTER I BECAME A GODDESS, MANY CHRISTIAN WHERE ATOGANIZING ME THAT I AM A DEMON INCARNATE SO I EARNED THE NAME WHICH I CANT TELL YOU

ONE LAST THING, THERE,S A CURSE AFTER WE BECAME BECAME GODDESSES

EROTIC DESIRE, YOU WILL FEEL HORNY WHEN EVER IT COMES AND YOU HAVE TO FEED THAT DESIRE BY f*****g ANYONE

KATRINA: [SHOUTING] WHY THE HELL WOULD I WANT TO f**k 5 TO 10 TIMES A DAY AFTER BEING A GODDESS, [CALMLY] I HOPE I DIDNT f**k MY BESTFRIENDS OR ONE OF MY FAMILY MEMEBERS

FUTURE KATRINA: I CANT DO THAT BUT YOUR FRIENDS AND FAMILY f****d EACH OTHER 5 TIMES BEFORE I GOT TO KNOW IT AND STOPPED IT

KATRINA: DISGUSTING WHY THE HELL WOULD MY FAMILY DO SUCH A THING

FUTURE KATRINA: I AM NOT IN SUPPORT OF IT BUT OUR BLOOD IN OUR VEINS DO NOT MATTER, WE ARE NOT BOUND BY EARTH LAWS AND NATURE,

I MUST TAKE MY LEAVE, YOU STILL HAVE 5 HRS LEFT TILL YOU WAKE UP

5 hours and Katrina was beyond excited and confused, she didnt know how to tell her friends and family that she wants them to become goddesses

breakfast was ready

after we finished our breakfast, I just boldLY said

I WANT TURN MYSELF INTO GODDESS!!

I WANT ALSO ALL OF US TO BECOME GODDESSES

all of the them looked at me weirdly

my mum: what are you saying

Naomi : yeah become goddesses

Katrina: we use a sort of incantation and make ourselves a deity

Stacy: why would we do that that

Katrina : just think about the positive things you can get from being immortal and not bound human laws

20 mins later

Temitope(my mum): me and your aunt have thought about it wisely and we fully accept to become goddesses, I do not want to clock 45

Katrina: I am so happy you accept it now about you naomi and Trixie

Naomi: me and my sister fully accept to become goddesses

Katrina: you have no idea how happy I am that you have accepted it, thank you so much

I will also ask my friends if they also want to become goddesses

20 mins later in park

Katrina: thank you all for meeting here, what I want to discuss is simple, lets turn into goddess

riley: why do we have to that

Katrina: just think of being immortal, ageless date any young guy for centuries

Ashley: that's kind of pedophilic

Katrina: like I said we are not bound by human laws we could do what ever we want

5 minutes of thinking

Ashley: we all have come to a offer to become fully goddesses

Katrina: thank you so much I am so happy

Riley: did your family also accepted your offer to become goddesses

Katrina: yeah they did, I am so happy

20 mins later to my house

My family was seating when we arrived we had to say our hellos, hi miss Naomi and Trixie Ashley said

How are you doing Stephanie and Amelia; my mum said, we are fine Mrs Olanike the witches answered

I found out you guys are witches why didn't you tell us all this while mum said , we didn't want to scare you Stephanie said; we were scared about your identity but we have accepted it you are like family to us my mum said

Amelia: it wont happen again

My mum: so how does your spell casting works

Amelia : we will need some items to cast the spells

Katrina: but first lets make our butts big

My mum: cant you do it once you are a goddess

Stephanie: it doesn't work like that, you cannot alter your body parts once you have become a goddess,

My mum: cant you change yourself into a teen

Stephanie: nothing like that exist, that it is all myths, you de-age but you are still yourself but with divine powers

My mum: ok lets get started

Stephanie: we will need the following items to be able cast a spell for bigger butts

1 white figure candle 1 pink votive candle 1 red votive candle and dragons blood oil for each of us

We have already gathered all the items

My mum: one question how come we aren't participating

Katrina: its only for natural butts, no plastic surgery,

My mum: that's not fair

Stephanie : lets begin

Carve your name and birthday onto the figure candle. Anoint the figure candle with Dragons Blood Oil or Power and the Patchouli. Ground and center. Meditate heavily on your desire, when youve grasped the greatest image on your head, light the two votive candles. Now say:

Aphrodite goddess of beauty divine,

Shift tonight this butt of mine

Make it bigger than ever before,

Broad and ugly let sit no longer!

Take this flattened thing,

Unto it, your power sling!!

Take some melted wax dripped from the red and pink candles and drip it on a plate. With your fingers add it the butt of the female candle, but be careful it is HOT! Have fun with this! Mold it making the candles butt bigger. Go real big or move lively but do it till you feel your satisfied. You can even use a candle lighter to melt the other wax securely down onto the female candle. When completed molding, Light the FIGURE candle now chant 7 times :

Dearest Goddess may it be so,

From moon to moon my bum do grow!!

Extinguish the pink and red candles. Burn the figure candle for three times in various increments but repeat the chant every day. On the previous day allow the female candle burn all the way down. After the candle is completely melted and flame is out say:

The butt I want and so desire,

With this spell I shall acquire!

Aphrodite give this unto me,

As I will it, it shall be!

Naomi: why are they asking from another goddess

Amelia: it has been like that for ages

Katrina: I can feel something in my ass

Riley: I also feel it too

Stephanie: its working

Ashley: ahh yeah I can feel it growing

Katrina: yeah

Their ass continued to grow and grow bigger every second but what they didn't know that it will control them

Ashley: uh uh yeah bigger, bigger and wider yeah grow for mummy

Riley: huh huh yeah I can feel it growing bigger, yeah huh that fleshy goodness

Naomi : was happening to them

Stephanie: the spell is dangerous not only it makes your butt grow but with insane lust for youre a ah ah ahsss its growing bigger and bigger uhh huh yeah grow for mummy , surround me with your fleshy thickness

Katrina: ah ah my ass yeah my pants are starting yeah yeah yeah grow that big fuckin ass

2 hrs of lust

Katrina: that was the most intense thing I ever felt

Aunt Stacy: we know we watched you for 2 hours that you made your cousins horny over you and your friends

Katrina: sorry about that

Naomi: its kind of weird lusting over your big fleshy thick ass snap out of it

Katrina: do you really think its big

Trixie: are you kidding its twice the size of ours

Katrina: between the me and my friends who has the biggest ass

Naomi: I cant f*****g choose , its so big and squishy what am I doing

Stephanie: the ass has a bit tendency to be worshipped, but you can resist once you all are goddesses

Amelia: time for the goddess spell

Aunt Stacy: before we proceed its there any side effects from it

Amelia: it is totally harmless

All we need is

Any kind of jewelry

Symbol of what you want to be goddess of

Belief

Aunt Stacy: how are we going to have a symbol of twerking

Stephanie: you all are going to be twerking while reciting the spell

Katrina: what about you guys you don't know a thing about twerking

Amelia: that's why i am going to be the goddess of ass magic

Stephanie :and I am going to be goddess of every magic except ass magic

Katrina: wow you have thought this through, we will know what goddesses we are once we are done

Amelia: now recite this spell

I call on the goddesses all around

To make me the goddess of twerk

Grant me enchanting beauty

Grant me strength and speed

To lift anything and everything

I shall fly sky high

I shall create anything I want

Give me the great divine powers

I shall be immortal

I want to become a goddess

And so it is done

Katrina: I feel I feel I feel nothing, absolutely nothing

Stephanie: just wait for 1 mins

Katrina: now I can feel the surge of energy passing through my veins

Naomi: finally we have become immortals we no longer have age and we were going to clock 30 next month

Aunty Naomi: i am glad I don't have to age anymore i would have clock 50 and wrinkles

Would have popped on my face

Trixie: mum you don't look a day over 40

Aunty Stacy: thanks

My mum: what do we do next

Katrina: we assigned our names

Aunty Stacy: we shall be the elder twerk goddesses

My mum: don't like the word elder

Aunty stacy: we are clearly older than them I don't like it either but we have to show people we are older than them

Katrina: now that yours is cleared off what will ours be

Ok I have an idea, why cant we all be goddess of twerk

Stephanie: you all cant be goddesses of twerk, there will be much conflicts

I have another idea

Since we all came from different region, lets us use those regions as our name

Katrina you will be the African twerk goddess

Ashley you will be the American twerk goddess

Riley you will be the European twerk goddess

Katrina: what about Asia and Australia

Stephanie: we don't talk about those places

My mum: how are going to get people to worship us and convert them to our religion

Katrina: since twerk has been here for a long time lets make them think we can change it to a religion with the most influenced twerkers all around

My mum: that's very easy

Katrina: not that easy we still need to come up with the basics of the twerk religion

Naomi: I propose the name TWERKISM

Aunt Stacy that's nice

Katrina: how will they worship us

Riley: they adore any fat ass they see

Katrina: lets change that, they worship us by twerking and if they want to call unto us, they shall say a sentence to call upon us

Ashley: the sentence shall be O goddesses of twerk, I seek you and your eternal blessing while twerking their ass

My mum: ok we are progressing, but it will be weird for the men that can twerk

Naomi: only few men do that and they are mostly gays

Katrina: if they are horny or request a live twerking they call upon us by saying O thou mighty twerk goddesses I request a live twerking for I am horny in exchange I worship you in faith and eternity

my mum : ok thats sorted out

Aunt Stacy: what will our symbol look like

Katrina: a well designed art that looks like a woman twerking

Ashley: which they will they have a special time to worship us

Katrina: for now let it be anywhere they are

My mum: lets round up what we have said

Our religion name will be called twerkism

worshiping and adoring the twerk goddesses

we would write down a scripture or scroll with twerk philosophy and wisdom

Anyone that loves twerking are already part of our religion, with or without their knowledge only when they claim allegiance to us that they receive miracles and blessing the moment they call upon us

We are no longer mere mortals but goddesses and will shall continue in eternity as long as twerk exists