ALINA’S POV List top 5 moments you wished you could teleport somehow. 5 moments where you’ve felt the need, the desire to do so. List it. I bet I’d win in that game. I’d definitely win, cause my life? My life was just one big comedy. Too many moments, embarrasing moments, moments that just make you cringe and want to die as you remember them! Worse part, they always keep replaying in your head. A way to remind you of how stupid you are. How so stupid you are, Alina. What were you thinking?? What was I thinking doing any of these in the first place? Going to Oxygen, wanting a membership, wanting a man, a man to have s*x with, a man to fuc…God! “What was I thinking?!” I groaned again. Loud. The one billionth time this evening I’m sure, but could you blame me? Anyone would be cringed as

