The 53rd Golden Age of Science Fiction MEGAPACK®

CHAPTER X

CHAPTER XI did not take the Jaguar into Birmingham proper; I put her into a half-smashed, bombed-out old building I found quite by chance some few miles out of the city, and prayed that she would wait there for me till my business was done. It was then about four-thirty in the morning.

At a little tea-and-biscuit place in the suburbs I had a hearty breakfast, and read in an early edition the terrifying tale of the Manchester Horrors. It seemed that the infamous Slasher had been tentatively identified when he was tracked by the police to his lair in a well-known hotel; he was thought to be either a certain Irish communist agitator, or else a celebrated American gangster who I happened to know had been killed in 1937....

I walked on down to Birmingham and took a room in an obscure house in a slum district, run by a blowzy slattern who answered to “Old Mag.” The parlor was equipped with a weary wireless set and an assortment of highly-flavored gentlemen in the last stages of disrepair. One of them looked like a racetrack tout fallen on evil days, another I could have sworn was a professional mugger. A fitting den for the Manchester Slasher!

I was careful not to touch anything at all until I had gone out and bought a pair of thin silk gloves, which I wore at all times thereafter. The proprietor of the pawnshop gave me a knowing wink as he handed them to me. I’m sure he thought I was a cat-burglar or a safe-cracker. No one in my new home deigned to notice them. I must mention that, quite by accident and not through any searching on my part, I had happened to strike a place where none of the other-world brutes lived; I had been prepared to see a number of them here, but only found the lowly humans I have spoken of.

I spent my first evening in going over my clothing and other possessions, ripping out name tags, obliterating initials, and cleaning off fingerprints. I would not be trapped again as I had nearly been in Manchester.

* * * *

The second day and the early evening thereof I walked through the streets, thinking furiously. And the only conclusions I could come to anent my problems were bitter and lonely and hopeless.

Going “home” about eight o’clock, I wandered into the parlor and was accosted diffidently by a very low-looking form of life, which begged the pleasure of my company in a nearby hooch hut. I agreed. I would have stood drinks to a wolverine if the creature would have listened to me. I was starved for speech.

When I had bought him a few rounds, his taste running to that noble old British concoction, a four-o’-gin-hot, we began to talk freely: of anything, the weather, the latest race results, the difficulty of getting “real prime raw gin”....

He was a curious fellow. The name he gave me was Arold Smiff, which I imagine had once been Harold Smith; he was small and stringy and of a tobacco-brown hue, with eyes in which liquor-broken veins had long since stained the irises and the white to an all-over muddy-crimson. He stank like a shebeen, his breath would have shriveled a brass monkey, but I soon noticed something really odd about him—he did not seem to be at all intoxicated. I made bold to comment on this.

“Why, General,” he said, grinning wryly, “fak is, I been lushed for so long, I can’t get lushed any more hardly at all. You ever had the snykes?”

I shook my head. He nodded wisely. “Ar, I thought not. You’re clarss. Me, I got a permanent case of ‘em, bloody snykes and ’orrors all the tyme. You wouldn’t know what it’s lyke, General, seeing such ‘orrors all the bloody damn tyme.”

Would I not, I said to myself, oh, would I not!

“No, you’re clarss, any bloody fool could see that.” He leaned over confidentially, and I could fairly feel my eyebrows curl under that breath. “Between pals, now, wot’s your lay?”

“Lay?” I repeated idiotically.

“Gyme, General, gyme! I knew you was hot stuff the mo’ I seen yer at Old Mag’s. Wot’s your specialty—jools?”

Good Lord! The man took me for a jewel-thief!

“Not exactly,” I said.

* * * *

We were sitting in a booth. He craned his neck around to see that no one could overhear us. “Aye, but it’s something fust-rate. You’re no bloomin’ snaveler nor knuckler.”

“Ah, no,” I agreed, presuming that, whatever they were, I couldn’t be one of them.

“You’re clarss,” he repeated obstinately. “Me, I may not look so likely now, but once I was Manny Jarman’s right’and lad.”

I tried to look impressed, and wondered who Manny Jarman had been. A great deal of ale had flowed down my gullet at a good clip, and I was feeling reckless and friendly. “I’ll tell you one thing,” I said, “the police want me rather badly. I wouldn’t tell you that if I didn’t trust you.”

“Ar! You trust Arold Smiff, General. ‘E won’t letcher down. I knowed you was on the lam when you come into Old Mag’s. You’re okay there. And you’re okay so long as I’m your chum, too, see? I got connections.” He brooded darkly over his connections. “Mugs, but they respecks old Arold Smiff, knowing wot ‘e was once. Before the gin got ’im,” he added significantly, peering into the depths of his glass. I snapped my fingers for another four-o’-gin-hot.

He chattered on, in his strange drunk-sober style, for a few minutes: and then, someone pushing by me, I moved my elbow to make more room in the aisle. In doing so I glanced up. It was one of them. A truly fearsome beast, this one purplish, slimy and grotesque.

Arold bent closer, again singeing my eyebrows. “I’ll give yer an example,” he hissed. “Example o’ wot I go through nowadyes. You seen that bloke leave?”

“Yes?”

“‘E were a bloke to you, huh? Regular normal bloke?”

“Mmmm,” I said noncommittally.

“Welp, me, I didn’t see no bloke at all, d’yer get me? I seen a great big glob o’ goop! A great big purple wet-looking barstid of a garstly freak! You think a joker’s bad off when ‘e’s got snykes, huh? Wot about me, wot sees Frank and Stein’s monsters all about?” He sat back triumphantly.

I suppose I gaped. I suppose my jaw dropped, my hands shook, my face grew pale. I don’t know. For the moment the gin palace was a blur and my faculties were frozen, as Arold Smiff’s words rang in my head.

Frankenstein monsters! Purple freak!

Fate had given me an ally worth more than all six of my band combined. A souse of an ally, a lowbred criminal of an ally, a gin-soaked worthless-appearing ally: but one who could see the aliens, evidently as plainly as I could myself!

Our gallant pioneer, Jerry Wolfe, had speculated that perhaps some people could see them when having a fit of what we call the d.t.s—when they were saturated with alcohol, their vision was warped into the uncanny dimension-piercing angles which the musket blast had given me. Here was living proof of the theory. And here likewise was a fellow so permanently full of liquor (I swear the stuff ran in his veins) that he could see them all the time!