"So, what did you do to get punished by the golden tiger?" Kuya Jaypee asked me.
"He got drunk," Kuya Peejay groaned. "And passed out at the parking lot."
"Kuya Jaypee, I didn't know the drink I drank was strong," I explained.
"Are you really going to stick with that excuse?" Kuya Peejay Asked rhetorically, annoyed by what I have been saying.
"Kuya," I called Kuya Jaypee like a scared little kitten.
"Peejay, come on!" Kuya Jaypee finally aid. "The kid made a mistake and he already apologized."
Kuya Peejay's eyes narrowed. "And he slept with his ex," he added.
"You did what ?!" Kuya Jaypee reacted violently as he looks at me; I automatically grimaced.
"But I didn't!" I argued. "We just slept… literally! We didn't do anything else.
"So, you end up sleeping at your ex's place?" Kuya
