You don’t know it yet, but we have a date. It’s been a while, thanks to our houseguest. Even before her, though. After all, it’s hard to find a good sitter to begin with. Throw in the fact that you’re holding a woman hostage in the belly of your house, and well, it can feel downright impossible. Still, you need this. You’ve been down over everything with the kids, and I know you have a lot on your plate. I figure a night away will do you good. To commence the special occasion, I intend to surprise you with a dress. A dress that reminds you that you aren’t just someone’s mom. You’re beautiful and clever and you just need a reminder, that’s all. I don’t know for sure, but I assume this is the kind of thing women like. With you, it’s hard to tell; it depends on the day. We need to get back

