"Commander, Commander!" As soon as the meeting ended, I rushed to the commander and said, "Commander, our company is on a solo mission. We don't have a phone, a radio, or even a watch. We don't even know when the fighting starts..."
"Here!" The commander reluctantly pulled an old-fashioned pocket watch from his pocket and handed it to me.
"Commander!" I happily accepted it, then continued, "Commander, our company has weak firepower and not much ammunition. If we use such weak firepower for a feint attack, I'm afraid the enemy will look down on us and won't even call for reinforcements..."
"Alright! I'll add two machine guns to your company." The commander reluctantly agreed, "And another five thousand rounds of ammunition!"
"Um, Commander..."
"Hey! Are you ever going to stop?!"
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