@David_Cameron From 3 May 2015: “Britain Faces A Simple And Inescapable Choice—Stability And Strong Government With Me, Or Chaos With Ed Miliband.”
The aliens touched down at precisely 13:06 on March 29, 2019. Brian knew this because he was unemployed. Ever since the Honda plant shut down, he spent his days on the sofa watching daytime soaps and sending off applications to various agencies. Anything would do—aside from picking asparagus—his redundancy package was worth practically zilch, Universal Credit was a joke and he had mouths to feed, rent to pay, weed to buy and his wife’s part-time temp work wasn’t going to cut it. At 13:04, Brian emptied a tin of baked beans into a bowl and microwaved them on high for two minutes. He scrolled through his newsfeed and paused midway over a shaky m
