The Key
TIME-TRAVELING TEEN SAYS: THE FUTURE SUCKS!
HONOLULU, Hawaii—One teenage boy says he’s come back from the future—without aging a day!
Justin Kealoha, 18, claims that he’s jumped back in time from 2029. One night, he went to sleep as a middle-aged claims adjuster, and then woke up in his college bedroom, in his old body, with a full head of hair!
“At first I thought I was dreaming,” Kealoha said. “But as the day wore on, I started to meet people I’d completely forgotten. They all looked so young—I looked so young. And I saw on TV that George W. Bush was the President. That’s when I knew this was real.”
Kealoha has been seen by neurologists, psychologists, and other physicians. Despite a full brain scan and blood panel, no one can detect anything wrong with him.
“One doctor tol
