Pregnant? How am I pregnant? I wondered if it were too early but given we had s*x quite often I couldn't argue.
Usually people jump at the news but me, given the circumstances was just even more confused. The doctor frowned at me for not giving a reaction but it was just too much at the moment. I was happy and my heart beaten in excitement for my future child but the moment was just not it. I heard Anna squeal and throw her arms around me screaming congratulations.
Then finally it struck me and I started laughing. Laughing like never before. I stood up jumping and rushed outside.
"I AM PREGNANT!" I screamed, "I AM f*****g PREGNANT!"
The next fifteen minutes spent in loud squeals and hugs and cries.
"OH MY GOD!"
"CONGRATULATIONS!"
"I AM GONNA DIE FROM HAPPINESS!"
With extreme conten
