Tiffany I blink, my heartbeat accelerating as I try to deal with the sudden shift in altitude. “It’s... It’s fine,” I manage to stammer out. He grins wider at my response, his hand warm against my back. “I’ve never had a human girlfriend before,” he murmurs. “I’m a witch,” I correct him. “And I’m not your girlfriend.” He frowns. “But we are mates!” “Yes, but I don’t know you yet.” Frustration shows in his yellow eyes. “Why are mortals so complicated? I thought leaving dead animals outside your porch was enough to show my everlasting love.” “No, that was sickening and please don’t ever do it again. It felt like I had a street cat crushing on me.” “…wait, are you telling me humans don’t leave dead animals as gifts to each other?” I don’t even bother to correct him about my species

