This fucker… After everything was delivered to me, I had no choice but to open it up and see what the hell he purchased.
The word everything doesn’t even cover what all he got me. The largest boxes contained a cat tree, new tall dressers to go in the walk in closets, and a new grill. The rest of the boxes consisted of household essentials–like toilet paper, paper towels, and laundry detergent–storage containers, storage organizers, space saving items, nonperishable food items, cat toys, cat hygiene products, cat food–wet, dry, and treats–, cat costumes, and literally just a whole bunch of stupid s**t for my f*****g cat… I mean, he is my baby and all, but still!
I groan as I rub my face with my hands and sigh. I have literally opened all of the boxes and found new automatic feeders, a sma
