Andrew My phone buzzed in my pocket, and I surreptitiously peeked under my desk to get a look at it. As I always hoped, it was Lanie calling. Loudly clearing my throat, I looked back up at the four employees seated across from me. “We’ll deal with this account tomorrow. You can go back to your desks now.” They all exchanged confused looks. “Right. Back to work,” I reiterated, adding a smile to show them I was still working on being nicer. Still looking dazed, they collected their papers and left. The second the door closed behind the last one of them, I dialed Lanie. “Hi,” she answered. “Please tell me this is a midday phone s*x call.” She laughed. “I wish. You do know I’m at work, right?” “So am I.” I put my feet up on my desk, getting more comfortable in my chair. Not until Lani

