I'm feeling fancy, feeling extra af! Soooooo... I don't know what happened last night or early this morning or how I ended up in Australia but I'm here. Yup, I only found out via my location. I almost spat my mocha-capp. out. So ummm...is there an Oxford in Sydney or another city here, I'm really not understanding. Anywho, "Australia fans I'm here," was my morning caption under my Insta and Twitter picture. Not even a nanosecond after the comments went crazy. I sat on this really comfy gray cushioned high stool around the island reading the front page of the newspaper. Suddenly, the doorbell rang but I didn't think people could find this penthouse that fast unless they're associated with Teylor. That's fine, I mean he is quite popular. Anyway, upon opening the door, I met upon a female

