f*****g sneak, I knew she was playing my ass; she's lucky I didn't push her off my lap.
"Uh, babydoll."
"Yeah?" She had that soft sulking voice down. Too bad I'd caught her in her s**t; the guys were right damn but these women were sneaky.
"Look straight ahead." She picked her head up and looked right into the mirrored door of the microwave.
"Caught the grin babe."
"Well shit."
"Uh-huh I'll deal with your sneaky ass later for trying to pull one over on your husband, right now I got s**t to do."
"What do you have to do?"
I lifted her off my lap; damn that dog was heavy.
"None of your business nosy, and I'm turning my phone off so you can't call out the damn national guard."
"You can't turn off your phone, what if I have an emergency?"
"Stay your ass in the house you'll be fine."
