This holiday s**t sucks my ass, I need to get s**t done and people are stuffing their faces with turkey and f**k all, I'm not that big on waiting to get s**t going. Mom and nonna dragged my wife off somewhere, probably initiating her into the rituals of how to keep the Avery men on lock for life.
Whatever, she's mine now, every last beautiful inch. This Avery one-woman one man thing is no f*****g joke just saying; she owned my ass with one look and look at me now, a member of the witless brigade.
"Well bro like we said earlier, welcome to the ranks of the whipped."
"Shut it Rye you ass, I look whipped to you?"
"Look around you bro, it is what it is." He slapped me on my shoulder as he passed me a beer.
"I do have to say though little brother that you've outdone us all, from zero to s
