"Give me that thing. I don't know why the hell those fools left this in there. You don't need to be reading anymore of this shit." "Oh no you don't." Sasha started to yap at me when I tried to take the s**t from his mother. Already? Damn, that was a good f*****g dog, money well spent; however... "Watch it mutt, or I'll ship your ass out." "Don't you threaten him; he didn't mean it baby, daddy's just a big old meanie." She'd lost her damn mind. I headed to the fridge to get her juice while she went back to reading; she screeched even louder this time making the mutt start up again. Between the two of them I wasn't sure who was louder. "Talon this says Sasha can grow up to one hundred and eighty pounds." "Uh huh." I kept my head in the fridge like I hadn't already found what I was loo

