"Babe, there're five days of every year that your ass better be next to me, that's your birthday, mine, valentines, thanksgiving and Xmas. After we have kids we'll add Mother and Father's day and the kids' birthdays to the list."
"And in this world of yours do I ever go back home ever?"
"In a few years when I no longer feel like killing douchetard and his b***h. I have an idea, why don't you tell your parents you don't want to come there because you're afraid the prick would pull another stunt? That ought to work."
"You want me to lie?"
"Babes, if we go there can you guarantee he won't show up and start s**t?"
She pondered that for a minute.
"See what I mean?"
"So let me get this straight, you want me to spend thanksgiving and Xmas with your family."
"Yep."
"My mom and dad are not
