35When that first flush of victory subsides, Judd gets cleaned up. A kid with the head of an elephant sprays him down with his trunk, and a fluffy white human towel dries him off. It's not as deep-down cleansing as a full-blown shower, but the worst of the slop washes off before the presentation ceremony.
Two cheerleader types...
(...one with brown hair and three breasts, one with bunny ears and green and purple striped fur...)
...take him by the elbows and lead him to the center of the floor. The lights go out all at once, except for a single spot trained on Judd and his escorts.
The announcer sings his own version of a trumpet fanfare. "Doo doo-doo doo doo-doo doo doo-doo doo doo-doo doo!" The band plays a discombobulated accompaniment that sounds like every part of a truck brea
