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“Look, you can’t hold us accountable for that—yes, but—Listen, if she didn’t want her divorce public, then maybe she should have had her meltdown in the house.” The voice of Vick Handler was distinctive against the office static of Mega Bust News. Felix, his camera clutched close, hesitated outside his office. With a deep breath, he stepped inside. Vick was on the phone, leaning back in his chair, constantly squeezing a stress ball in his free hand. He waved nonchalantly at Felix to close the door before continuing his conversation.
“Listen, you can threaten law suits all you want, but when it comes down to it, the mental health of your client doesn’t interest me. She chose the life of fame, this is the price she pays. She doesn’t like it? She can wash up a couple years early and
