Geeky Crush

Unicorns Are Real!

I know I had to look like a fish with my mouth wide open as I was gaping at the scene in front of me. I had a lot to take in. How could somebody just drop a bomb like that?! It was like telling a child that santa claus didn't exsist and that you where getting a divorce with the so called "santa". I was in shock, the child seemed to realize that when her smile turned into a frown.

"whats wrong? I thought you would be happy? Is it the mannor? Is it too small?" the child stuttered looking around frantically. she was panicking.I could almost laugh at the faces she was making in panick mode but I was in shock mode so, I think I was a little too busy. I wasn't just in panick mode, I was in awe, frustrated, angry, tired and, most of all, hungry. like I mentioned before, I could eat a cow. I needed to eat a cow, well that's what my hunger felt like. It was overwhelming me. I guess that the fact that magic exsist's was eating up all my emotions because I felt as if I where on my period. I know, for all you boys out there going "ewww! The girl race is so nasty! Why would they eat while bleeding out of their nasty area?!" Well, incase you haven't noticed its like niagra falls down there! We eat so we don't have to kill anyone! warning for all you boys out there, when a girl is on her period she's basically planning your death so, I suggest you give her a lot of food, watch her favorite movie 3 times, cuddle with her and don't act like a douche. If you follow those steps, you might just make it out alive. Anyway, well that's how I felt now, like I was on my period.

"No, its not the mannor.......in fact the mannor is great. I just hope your fridge and food supply is just as big as the mannor cause, were gonna need it!" Just as those words tumbled out of my mouth, my stomach made a roaring sound. The child started to giggle but stopped as I gave her an annoyed look. Then I noticed that, she wouldn't just show me the exsistence of magic and let me go home 30 minutes later, no she's gonna make me stay. Well, might as well be friends with the girl.

"Whats your name? Im getting pretty tired of calling you 'the child' in my head." I exclaimed as I made air quotation marks with my fingers. she tried her best to stifle her laugh but she ended up losing that battle. You know one of those friends that you have that's laugh is even funnier than the joke? yeah? well, I never had one but, this girls laugh was the funniest thing you would ever hear. She blushed and tried her best to stop laughing, as did I. Her laugh sounded a mixture of a donkey with a person drowning and some snorts her and there. Honestly, it was the cutest thing you would ever hear and see. Quite a view!

" My names Castine, im a witch to the Blacks family, in fact im also a member of the blacks family." She said with pride. The Blacks? that name sounded familiar.........Blacks......Blacks...BLAKE! Realization shown through my face. She was practically smiling in honor.... that is, until I ruined it.

"Are they important to this" I gestured all around me "magical place-land thingy?" Her honored stance of pride was ruined as sonn as that question left my mouth and on came along the stuttering Castine.

"Well, yes....they're technically royals..." she looked disappointed as she realized that I knew nothing of this world. I guess she was probably expecting me to gasp and kiss her ass. well, incase she didn't notice, i'm not much of an ass-kisser. in fact, i'm basically the opposite of an ass-kisser. sure, im geeky but, I wont be pushed around like a rag doll. I like Castine, I do its just, I don't like ass kissing, especially if im one of those 'im on my period so don't talk to me or I will eat you' moods. T fact that she isn't feeding me is making me fidget. When I ignore my hunger, my stomache starts to wail and I start sounding like a dying whale. Trust me, it happened all through middle school, im used to it.

" Castine.......im hungry....." she seemed to snap out of her daze and blush. Where is her prankster personality? Don't tell anyone I said this but, I think she's bipolar. One minute she's laughing her evil ass off and the next, she 's blushing and nervous.What the everloving fudgesticks? Confuses the crap out of me. She starts to drag me to the mannor when she stops and turns to me with a deathly expression.

" You never told me your name." She states matter of factly and looking quite irritated.

"Stella...." I whispered because, I don't think I would have the balls to state boldly... I think she just made me s**t my pants. Not really but, she was pretty close to hitting the target spot. We where almost there when Castine stopped-again- and looked back to someone shouting her name. Her eyes then widened when she saw who it was. I looked back about to pounce on whoever was giving Castine the fright of her life when I noticed who it was. Blake. H stopped dead in his tracks as his face turned from an exhausted expression to anger. The woman and man stopped and looked at him in confusion as realization overcame their expressions. They came marching over to were we where when Castine started tugging on my hand. I wasn't about to be dragged away again, Blake was the ticket to my food. No way in hell was I letting that go!

As soon as Blake and the other 2 came towards us I quickly realized who they where. The woman was beautiful with long black wavy hair up to her knees, her pale flawless skin was made to perfection and her body was like a models. sure, she looked gentle and fragil but also fierce at the same time. Im not crossing her any time soon, something tells me to get on her good side. The man with her was also a vision of perfection, he had black hair with some gray specks in it with age, flawless skin, pale, manly structure, must I go on? They both looked like Blake and Blake to them. It was his parents. s**t, he must be pissed that I didn't tell them about bailing him out. Blake looked angry, but not furious.

"Castine! Why would you play tricks with us like that! Once you had her, you could have called us!" he hissed with rage. her eyes watered as he raised his voice with her. His eyes seemed to soften once he saw her tears but me, well I got a little carried away. Just a little bit.... Me being the over protective figure like I always am, stood in front of Castine with a look on my face. Oh if looks could kill, Blake would be 6 feet under! I saw him visibly gulp and his parents seemed to smile with satisfaction. They knew what was coming.

"WHAT THE FUDGE IS WRONG WITH YOU, YOU LITTLE APPLE THROWER!!!" yes, my come backs are lame but, at the time I couldn't curse because cristine was right behind me. Blake winced at my loud voice. Good.

" ITS NOT ALL UNICORNS AND LEPRECHAUNS OVER HERE, PEOPLE ACTUALLY HAVE FEELINGS! OH, I WISH I COULD JUST BAN YOU TO UNICORN HELL, A NEVERENDING RAINBOW OF SORROW AND PITY!!!!" Just as those words came tumbling out of my mouth Blake had a guilty expression and stifled a laugh, or atleast tried.

" You haven't told her anything about how the system works huh?" he asked Castine, as she shook her head, he sighed.

"Stella, there isn't any easy way to say this but....unicorns and leprechauns don't exsist....didn't your parents ever teach you that? Did they even teach you about santa?" he asked with a guilty expression. Once he said that, I was filled with rage. How dare he?! It seemed as everyone but blake knew what was gonna happen. everyone BUT Blake covered there ears as I was trembling out of anger.

"YOU LITTLE s**t FACED, NOSE PICKING, NON SANTA BELIEVING b***h! I CANT BELIEVE YOU JUST SAID THAT!!! DIDNT ANYONE EVER TEACH YOU TO STAY SHUT WHEN A GIRL IS HUNGRY?! I MIGHT AS WELL EAT YOU SO ILL BE SATISFIED AND I WONT HAVE TO HEAR YOUR NON BELIEVING s**t! SO, MAGIC CAN EXCIST BUT UNICORNS CANT?!YOUR DUMB ASS 'SYSTEM' MAKES NO SENSE!" I turned away and dragged Cristine with me leaving behind a shocked Blake, and his parents who where barking with laughter. before I entered the mannor I mumbled "shitface..." just to fuel their entertainment. Im so glad their amused, note the sarcasm! I need to get food in me before I go out on a killing spree......where's the vodka? I was joking......maybe.......

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Hey w*****d peoples! I kind of updated early because I felt guilty. I kind of updated telling you to check out my new book and left you guys expecting an update! im such an assface! hahaha! so anyway, I couldn't sleep until I updated so it is now 5 am and im updating. today is school and I didn't get a wink of sleep.....I LOVE SLEEP! shows how much I love you guys! anyway, if you haven't already, go read my new story "drowning without you" and make sure to comment your thoughts! and again, im sorry for not updating like that.... but seriously, go checkout my new book "drowning without you" in the first chapter its kind of like shes confused but in the rest of the chapters, comedy comes in and romance so, make sure to read it!!!!!!!!!!! love ya w*****d peoples!!!!!

-Glaze ^.^

ps. im tired as fuck.....looks like im not learning anything at school today! ahahahahahahaha!!!!!