There are two big windows and a half-glass door in my kitchen but fortunately I am not overlooked. I put some bacon under the grill, being ever so careful when removing the pan at groin level. Annette sat at the table watching my every move and I was beginning to feel a little self-conscious, made even more so when she suddenly proclaimed; ‘You have a lovely penis.’
I felt myself blush and told her I was glad she liked it as it came as part of the package, and, as it happened, it was a part of my body I was particularly fond of.
‘You men are so lucky having something that gives you so much pleasure.’
‘Well your lady parts ain’t so bad!’
‘Yeah but it’s not the same. You don’t have to put up with monthly periods where your boobs swell and ache and you get awful stomach cramps. Then there
