Chapter 12A duel, a duel, a duel. Is there anything more exciting, more romantic... or more utterly moronic?
It has reached This Author's ears that a duel took place earlier this week in Regent's Park. Because dueling is illegal, This Author shall not reveal the names of the perpetrators, but let it be known that This Author frowns heavily upon such violence .
Of course, as this issue goes to press, it appears that the two dueling idiots( I am loath to call them gentlemen; that would imply a certain degree of intelligence, a quality which, if they ever possessed it, clearly eluded them that morning) are both unharmed .
One wonders if perhaps an angel of sensibility and rationality smiled down upon them that fateful morn . If so, it is the belief of This Author that This Angel ought to s
