by I have a friend. We share a cellar, which is dry though not warm. I don’t bother with bras and girdles any more—just sweaters over sweaters, skirts over skirts or sometimes heavy work pants. Layers of clothing. Trick the tramps taught. I steal from stores. I’m an accomplished thief. Patrician old me! At one time I contributed to Bergdorf’s profits. Now I steal from them. (From it. This is no time to get careless with antecedents.) About my friend. He’s a rat. Literally a rodent. Long-tailed, heavy-bodied. He terrified me at first but now we have an arrangement. I feed him what I can; he brings me what he can. What he brings isn’t always useful. But the food I provide isn’t always to his taste, though he eats it politely. Caviar from the cellars of a night club, for instance. (I

