Miss Chubby

Chapter 15

We are preparing the house for the get together. Lee, Noma, Zah, Lindsay and Xoli are helping. Lele isn’t here. He has 3 gigs tonight so he will only come back tomorrow morning. I gave K a weekend off just to bond with her fiancé. I tried giving the guards a weekend off but they were convinced that I will need security because there will be strangers in my house. Noma cooked pap and the others prepared salads. Kuhle and his friends will be the ones braaing the meat.

They arrive after 30 minutes. We are just wearing simple clothes, jeans with tees and sneakers and others boots and sandals. Kuhle’s friends bought booze that can last a group of friends partying the whole weekend. Amongst his friends, I see his younger brother Sibongiseni. We all exchange hugs and we all go to the kitchen. He brought 6 of his friends excluding his brother. He introduces them as Phiwayinkosi and Philasande who are twins, Mbuso, Thomas, Phumudzo and Isaac. I also introduce my friends.

Noma: “this has officially turned into a house party.” We all laugh.

Me: “you guys can start braaing the meat. Lindsay pass the bucket.” He gives the bucket with marinated meat to Sibongiseni. “Mabutho please show them where the braaing area is.”

Mabutho: “sure boss. Gentlemen please follow me.” Lindsay screams.

Lindsay: “damn Butho, you should speak more often. Your voice is such a turn on.” Mabutho rushes out and the men follow him. Thobeka burst out laughing and Mabutho gives him the look, she laughs harder.

Lee: “damn those are some fine brothers right there.”

Zah: “you can say that again.” We all giggle. “Where are we going to eat?”

Me: “it’s cold outside so we are just going to eat at the dining room and chill at the lounge.”

Thobeka: “let me put the booze in the fridge.”

Xoli: “I will help you.” They start packing the booze.

Lee: “girl you’re still here. I thought you weren’t in the room anymore.”

Xoli: “I just couldn’t believe that I was in the presence of royalty.”

Lee: “if you stick with her,” she points at me with her dumpy, “even being in the presence of Barack Obama won’t faze you because she is also a celebrity herself.” I just roll my eyes..

Me: “drama.” She chuckles. I take a flying fish can from the fridge and start drinking. “Why don’t we join the guys for now outside? After all this is a get together and they shouldn’t be outside alone. We should be mingling.”

Noma: “good idea.” They take their cans, Xoli takes a glass of wine and we head to where the guys are. I go and stand next to Kuhle.

Sbo: “you guys couldn’t stay away from us?”

Lee: “I love ben 10s so if you don’t shut up I might give you some matured pussy.” All the guys’ eyes pop out, Noma and I laugh hard. Sbo clears his throat.

Phiwayinkosi: “you have a beautiful house Miss Cele.”

Me: “please call me Futhy. Miss Cele is my unmarried aunt.” Lee and Noma laugh because they know this aunt I am talking about.

Philasande: “what do you guys do for a living?”

Lee: “I am a psychologist.”

Noma: “advocate.”

Lindsay: “receptionist.”

Zah: “Futhy’s first assistant.”

Xoli: “Futhy’s second assistant.” The guys laugh.

Mbuso: “you have 2 assistants?” I nod.

Kuhle: “she has a very busy schedule. I had to make an appointment for discussing this get together.” I look at him.

Me: “you’re lying Kuhle.” He laughs a little.

Phumudzo: “how busy is your life?”

Me: “I hardly have time to chill alone nje. I need someone who is going to fix my life for me.”

They finish braaing the meat and we all head back inside. We dish up and eat. After eating we head to the lounge and chill while drinking. Lindsay suggests that we play party games and we all agree. What’s more exciting is that they aren’t that s****l. Spin the bottle includes taking shots together and not kissing. This will definitely speed the process of us getting drunk but I am happy that I am in my house, in my comfort zone. I stare at Lee and remember the dream. I ask to speak with her aside.

Mbuso: “girls always have something to talk about.” The guys laugh.

Me: “I just remembered something that I need to discuss with her and it’s important.”

Lee: “let’s go.” She pulls me to the kitchen. “What’s up?”

Me: “I had a dream.”

She knows my dreams are very serious because sometimes when danger approaches I warn them. They started taking them seriously when I warned Noma about an accident that left her paralyzed for months. I dreamed of the accident and I told her about it in full detail. She didn’t listen and when it happened she cried, not because she was injured but because she ignored my warning.

Lee: “what did you see?”

Me: “Athenkosi. He was taking you against your will. He said he only married that woman because she was carrying his child. He said you belong together and no one will separate you guys. Khokho said I must help you before it’s too late.”

Lee: “wow.” She exhales loudly and her eyes become glassy. I bring her closer and hug her. She sniffs and I brush her back. “When will I get peace in my life? Why can’t he leave me alone?”

Me: “I will borrow Mabutho’s gun and I will put a bullet between his eyes. Maybe then he will finally leave you alone.” We break the hug and she giggles.

Lee: “you always know what to say.”

Me: “I know. Anyways we are family and we always protect each other. You will move in with me tomorrow until we find a way to deal with him and that’s non-negotiable.”

Lee: “I don’t know what I would do without you.” She says wiping her tears.

Me: “girl please don’t talk as if your life is depending on me. You are strong and fierce and I hate that you have to shed tears because of that fucker.”

Lee: “let me go reapply my make-up.”

Me: “sure.” She disappears to one of the rooms. I return to the lounge.

Sbo: “where is my sugar mama?” we all laugh at her.

Noma: “keep calling her a sugar mama and she will surely give you some sugar.”

Sbo: “I ain’t scared of her.”

Zah: “how about you say that to her face?”

Lee: “say what to whose face?” we all look at Sbo.

Sbo: “say to your face that you’re beautiful.” We all burst out laughing because Sbo’s face is hilarious right now.

Lindsay: “guys let’s play truth or dare.”

Mbuso: “I am game, just don’t make extreme dares you guys.” We all agree.

Lindsay: “I am starting. Boss lady truth or dare.” I hate dares so Imma go with truth.

Me: “truth.”

Lindsay: “craziest place that you have had s*x at.” I laugh and cover my face with my hands.

Me: “a hotel balcony while there was a wedding by the poolside.” Yoh that weekend was lit. We were in Drakensberg Sun Resort 4 years ago. Someone hooked us up with the drug called molly. We had to put cameras in our room so that we will see what we did because we knew that the possibility of us remembering what had happened during the weekend was slim to none.

Isaac: “what the f**k?”

Me: “I was high on molly and I was horny.” They all laugh.

Noma: “that was the most entertaining weekend I have ever had. Having s*x for 8 hours yoh.” we all laugh at her because she really had so much energy that the guy she hooked up with complained.

Zah: “my turn. Phiwayinkosi truth or dare.”

Phiwa: “dare.” We all hype him.

Zah: “I dare you to take off your shirt and show us them abs.” he stands up and takes off his shirt. Damn he got the 8-pack. Zah fans herself with her hand. “It’s getting hot up in here.” we all laugh. He wears his shirt again and sits down.

Phumudzo: “okay Noma truth or dare?”

Noma: “dare.” She is not scared of the unknown this one.

Phumudzo: “I dare you to dance to Beyoncé’s dance for you for 10 seconds.”

Noma: “hit the music. Don’t get hard boys.” The music starts playing, she gets on top of the table and starts dirty dancing. 10 seconds lapse and all the men’s jaws are on the floor.

Mbuso: “I feel like 10 seconds was too little.” We all laugh. The game continues, some have kissed and someone has given another a lap dance. Ku hot, ku rough, ku sweaty. And Noma’s turn comes.

Noma: “prince Kuhle.” He chuckles and look at her. “Truth or dare.”

Kuhle: “dare.” She gives me a sinister look. She is not thinking what I think she is thinking. Lord have mercy.

Noma: “I dare you to kiss Futhy for 30 seconds without your hands touching her body, just your lips doing the work. If you fail to keep your hands off her then you owe us a holiday to any 5 star resort in Mzansi.”

Lindsay: “that’s the lawyer in you talking. Always negotiating.”

Kuhle: “what happens when she touches me?”

Noma: “nothing, the dare is on you not her.” He stands up and helps me stand up too. We face each other.

Me: “just don’t catch feelings.” The guys laugh. Kuhle looks at Noma.

Kuhle: “I can’t even bring her closer by her waist?” noma laughs.

Noma: “you can bring her closer to you now because the kiss hasn’t began.” He brings me closer to him and then put his hands in his pocket.

Me: “guys we really deserve a holiday neh?” they all agree and Kuhle just chuckles. I am so going to make him touch me and even crave me afterwards.

He brings his head down and starts kissing me. His lips are so cold and his breath is that of alcohol. It turns me on. I put my hands underneath his shirt and slowly caress his abs. I then take them out and wrap my arms around his neck bringing him closer. He grunts and puts his arms around my waist and then lower them to my butt. The gang cheers, which means we have a trip ahead. We stop kissing and then stare into each other’s eyes. He mouths an ‘I love you’ and I look at him shocked. I sit down, take my drink and take a sip.

Thomas: “do you give kissing lessons? Because that was the most passionate kiss I have ever seen. You definitely watched bold and the beautiful and days of our lives while we were watching cool cats.” I just laugh and shake my head. “By the way it’s your turn Futhy.” I look at Lee and smile, she is going to pay for Noma’s sins.

Me: “Doctor Nkosi truth or dare. Before you choose just know that I know your deepest secrets and I can make you spill.”

Lee: “b***h you want me to choose dare? Fine whatever, dare.” I clap my hands like a kid seeing candy.

Me: “I dare you to twerk directly on Sbo’s dick.” She smiles and stands up.

Lee: “that’s easy. Sbo stand up.” he stands up and stands behind her. “Ngicela I Izass. Don’t get hard junior. For how long?”

Me: “40 seconds.” She nods. The songs starts playing and she starts shaking her booty. By the time she finishes Sbo quickly rushes to the bathroom. The guys laugh at him. “Enough with truth or dare. This game is intense.”

Mabutho: “you can say that again boss.” He says with the deepest voice I have never heard him talk with. And then it hits me, he likes Lee. I stand up and head outside to get some fresh air because the temperature inside the house is hot. I go sit by the pool and dip my feet inside.

Voice: “are we boring you?” he asks and then come to sit next to me.

Me: “why did you grab my butt?”

Kuhle: “why did you caress my abs?”

Me: “I was securing a trip for everyone. What’s your excuse?”

Kuhle: “I enjoyed kissing you and I wished it could go beyond that.”

Me: “Kuhle you are married. You can’t just wish to have s*x with me like that. I don’t knowingly sleep with married men. If I have slept with a married man before it was probably a one night stand.”

Kuhle: “I love you MaCele. I have tried ignoring my feelings for you but I can’t anymore. That kiss was just a tip of the iceberg.” I shake my head no. “Futhy we don’t choose who we fall in love with. I know you don’t date but please,” he brings me closer to him and his lips capture mine. His kiss is hypnotizing. He breaks it but doesn’t let go of me. “Please give me a chance to give you my love.”

Me: “as your what Kuhle? Your mistress?” I remove his hands form my waist. He scratches his head and clears his throat.

Kuhle: “as my second wife.” I look at him looking down and I just burst out laughing.

Me: “you have got to be kidding me. When you see me you see second best? What makes you think I’d give up my freedom of having any d**k I want anytime just to be your second wife?” I stand up and he quickly stands up to.

Kuhle: “what I know is that I can’t live without you.” I am terminating this conversation immediately.

Me: “when are we going to the trip?” I ask with my most fake smile ever plastered on my face. He breathes out loud and rub his hands together.

Kuhle: “I will get my assistant to book a hotel for you guys for the first weekend of September. Where do you wanna go?”

Me: “I have always wanted to go to Fancourt Hotel which is in George.”

Kuhle: “so Fancourt Hotel it is.”

Me: “don’t forget to invite your wife. I will also being a date.” I head back inside. “Guess what good people? We are going to Fancourt Hotel in George on the first weekend of September.” They all cheer and the ladies scream.

The night continues with me trying to make minimal conversation with Kuhle. He really pissed me off. When he sees me, he sees someone who will settle for the second place? He clearly doesn’t know me. And why would I torture myself by becoming a sister wife to his Barbie wife? And you guys know how royal people are dramatic. They’d tell me to become a house wife, quit wearing pants, quit going clubbing and drinking. Yoh I can’t deal shame.

.

.

.

#MissChubby