“I’m tellin y’all, they’re dead somewhere. That big hairy beast took him to his lair, ravished and then killed him.”
“Oh, please, Dotty, that’s a load of s**t and you know it. Did you see those guys with Yuke?
They were f*****g gorgeous. Sparrow and Coco probably ran off to get laid.”
“Don’t laugh at me, Molly. That was no man that took off with Sparrow. You were in the dressing room when all that s**t went down, but I had just come from the ladies’ room. That thing that took Sparrow was no man. I’m telling you it was... it was bigfoot. I’ve seen enough sci-fi movies to know one when I see one, and that thing took our Sparrow, and killed him, and you know Coco. She probably saw where Sparrow had been taken, and went after her, only to be slaughtered like a chicken in a Voodoo ritual,
