Ch 3 – First Battle… Short Battle
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Refuse that s**t! what the f**k is the Goblin thinking!
Receiving the refusal was a deep blow to the Goblin's pride. He started fuming with anger as he strode towards me. I started panicking a little, but why the hell was I to be scared of a f*****g little goblin? I didn't care whether he was a named monster, I was still the dungeon-core, I had control over him.
Order goblin to stop.
What the heck? Gloria, what's going on?
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And now you tell me that? What the f**k, are you stupid? You should've told me that earlier.
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Why the heck was that not a default directive? WTF. Also, what should I do?
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Why the f**k did I sign up for this... Oh, yeah, I didn't, f**k me.
Give me the Goblin A's Status Page.
He's much weaker than I thought, should I fight him?
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Yeah, yeah, I guessed that, shut up for now ok? I'll talk to you when I need ya.
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Now, where was I, right, trying not to die. How the f**k am I gonna kill this guy. I could punch me, or maybe...
Open Dungeon Inventory.
Oh, crap. Gotta do it barehanded then...
As I walked forward the goblin seemed even more confused, I think he had thought I would just concede instantly.
When he reached me, my first move was to punch him in the face. God that felt awful. His body was covered in some sort of slimy goo... f*****g disgusting. Despite having fallen to the ground the goblin hadn't given up, he raised from the ground plunging forward, and managed to hit me, piercing my flank with its dagger.
Oh, s**t, what do I do now? I'm bleeding!
Wait... I'm not... What? Oh, right, this ain't my body.
The goblin was completely dumbstruck when I ignored the dagger piercing me from the side and delivered a heavy blow to its face with my elbow. It screeched in pain as it stumbled backwards, holding its broken nose. Its next attack though was filled with hate, I barely could even react to it. The dagger slid right through my throat, returning my vision back to the floaty one... I still had quite a lot of mana left, since I hadn't used my body at all it barely consumed any of it before.
Refuse it again, I'm killing this bastard right now!
The goblin became even more confused, I think he thought I was the Dungeon Master, and having "killed" me would clear his path to take control over the dungeon. Little did he know, he didn't even hurt me... That didn't mean I didn't feel the pain though. Oof, that was awful, but still felt artificial, like I knew that despite feeling the pain it wasn't hurting me at all. I materialized my body again, this time behind him, but I thought of something.
Open Dungeon Monster Inventory: Goblin A.
Aha! Perfect, I still have access to his inventory.
Retrieve Crude Dagger.
As his dagger materialized in my hand, the goblin started to despair, how had his dagger just vanished from his hand?
He looked straight at the core in the middle of the room and I feared for my own safety for the first time, He had realized the core was alive.
Thankfully though it had not yet noticed me just a few steps behind him.
I quickly jumped ahead, spiking the dagger through his skull as soon as he turned around to look at where the noise had come from.
As he stared straight at me, dagger handle deep into his temple. After less than a second his body limped and fell to the ground in front of me. As that happened my head was filled with announcements from the system.
NICE! Wait, why is everything doubled...
Open Dungeon Status
Oh, I got EP, how though?
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Oh, the guy I killed... Wait What? What Enemy?
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Oh, that alarm... CRAP! If he gets here, I'm screwed... let’s try once more!
Select Dungeon Master.
Err... What the f**k? Why have I become an option?
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Oh, Nice. That solves a lot of things, but how the f**k did that happen?"
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Hm... I really need to thank Virgie later... She saved my ass, it seems.
Where's the enemy? Open Map
A map appeared in front of me. It looked like a 3D radar, but the dungeon was incredibly simple, Just one room and a long, natural, cave as an entrance. The intruder seemed to be still, right after a turn in the very beginning of the dungeon. She didn't seem to have noticed she was in a dungeon yet.
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