“You’re so lucky those three girls I left at the club were boring and uninteresting,” Louis said and winced. “Oh, come on, Louis. You cannot tell me having s*x with three girls — probably at once, judging from their behavior — was not entertaining enough for you.” “If you live long enough, a lot of things become extremely boring, especially silly girls.” He winked and bumped his shoulder into mine. “I don’t know. Sometimes I wish I got the chance to get bored. Haven’t done that in… well, forever.” “If that’s your wish, then I think you have quite some waiting to do before you get it,” he said, sighing. “I believe you’re right. Let’s go back. I want to get some sleep and then you have so many stories to share with me.” I smiled and batted my eyelashes. Louis shook his head and pushed a

