“Stop this God’s Dilemma nonsense,” quipped my wife. “God created mankind, so you bend down on your knees until the day you die worshipping him, that’s all.” “I begged to differ.” “I will tell you why,” she said sitting on my lap and putting her hands around me with me grabbing her booty. “God is so powerful that he does not need mankind. He is so holy that he created mankind, so he worships him. If he wanted anything, he would have created another god to do what you are thinking.” “I felt like my wife had read my mind.” “I thought that God created humans so that one day we can become like him. Do like he does and think like him so that we manage earth while he deals with the universe. Unequivocally God created humans so that we take over and manage the world at some point in the futu

