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If I had known what I would find on the other side of the door, I would have never opened it. I did open it though, and what I saw can’t be unseen.
I didn’t see them at first, which is why I walked all the way in, leaving me no way to gracefully retreat. “Hi!” The word startles me, but not nearly as much as the sight of the man uttering it.
My eyes quickly assess the situation I’ve walked in on. The only good thing about the entire scene is that I wasn’t five minutes later. The scenario I probably would have encountered then would have definitely scarred me for life.
For some reason, I seem to be the only one embarrassed by my walking in to find Baggy and Jim, or Howie, or whatever his name is, in their bikinis and lubed up from head to toe in magic jelly. The air in the room is fil
