Chapter1
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In order to celebrate the firing of the boss, I and my colleagues who resigned together went to a small bullfrog restaurant to eat dry wok bullfrog.
The owner of the bullfrog shop was particularly enthusiastic to tell us that his bullfrogs are ready to eat and kill, big and fresh.
In case we didn't believe him, he took us to the warehouse to see.
Sure enough, there are many large water tanks in the warehouse, with bullfrogs lying inside.
"Just tell me which one you're looking for, and I'll catch it for you now!" "The boss said proudly.
I nodded, looked around, and saw a particularly strong bullfrog.
This bullfrog is standing on top of other bullfrogs and trying to climb out, its long legs are very strong.
I pointed to it and said, "Just it, bake a skewer."
The bullfrog stiffened and fell straight down, its legs twitching.
I frowned, there shouldn't be any illness, right..
"The choice seems wrong, um, let's switch to another one," I said with a hint of disgust.
The boss promised: "All right, then I will give you a few good."
Said with a net pocket a few fat bullfrogs out.
I want to follow out, just as I turn around, there is a voice behind me.
'Wait!
I jerked my head back.
There was no one behind him.
I was scared and my hair stood up, ignoring my thirst for delicious food. I turned around and wanted to run outside.
'Wait! The voice came again.
"I am an enchanted prince, and the witch turned me into a bullfrog!"
"If you kiss me, I'll be a prince again!"
I looked, and the very strong bullfrog had climbed up out of nowhere and was looking up at me close to the tank.
I rubbed my eyes and said to myself, "Stupid boss makes me work overtime every day, I have hallucinations, it's terrible."
The bullfrog is anxious: "Really, please help me!"
I could no longer deceive myself and had to accept the fact that the bullfrog had actually spoken.
The bullfrog was so anxious that tears were about to come out. Its body lay on the water tank and pitifully said, "Can you bear to see me being roasted and sizzling with oil?"
What he said was too delicious.
I looked at his sturdy thighs, tears of sympathy streaming from the corners of my mouth.
The bullfrog took a step back somewhat warily.
"I am truly a prince. As long as you can save me, when I am restored, I will definitely appoint you as the Prince of the Empire. I will give you a title!"
He looked at me sincerely with his black bean eyes.
This routine is so familiar, it seems familiar.
I sneered and said, "When have you been practicing feudal restoration? The iron fist of capitalism hasn't taught you how to be a frog yet?"
The bullfrog could not help it and said, "Well, actually I am not a prince, I am a president!"
"Do you know that as long as you help me recover, I will allow you to be with me, I mean, part of the beauty of me is that I'm very rich."
This is all a mess, watching him talk more and more unreliable, I think this is really a very insincere frog.
I started to walk out.
When the bullfrog saw that I wanted to go out, he jumped up and down in the box and shouted, "I'm really a president! You say what you want, I can exchange with you, don't go!"
"We can negotiate!"
I stopped.
"You say you're the CEO, what's the name of your company?"
Bullfrog: "Eward! Eward you know! I can give you money, I can give you shares!"
I do know, Eward. Internet leader.
A real big factory. A million a year.
I turned to take the bullfrog out of the tank and put it in my hand, smiling and saying, "I'm just kidding you."
"People are meant to help each other, and the fact that we can meet shows that we are destined."
"Talking about money hurts feelings, otherwise, we can get to know each other, you can find me a job."
I smiled and rubbed his fleshy back leg. "That wasn't hard, was it?"
Bullfrog played a cold war: "It is not difficult! You save me, I go back immediately to arrange work for you!"
"No," I pulled out my phone. "I'll dial it for you. You can command it remotely."
The bullfrog nodded happily and opened his mouth to report a string of mobile phone numbers.
When the phone rang, a man's voice said, "Hello?"
The bullfrog cleared his throat and said solemnly, "Johnson, I'm Willian. I have a friend here who wants to go into Eward. I'll ask her to find you tomorrow.
"Good President Willian."
"HMM." The bullfrog hangs up the phone with his feet and looks up, "Well, can you save me now?"
I nodded, "That's for sure, but I think tomorrow I'll go and check if what you said is true."
"If you are not lying to me, I will save you tomorrow. You have not lost the day?"
The bullfrog thought so, and agreed with my proposal: "Then you buy me first, don't wait for someone to pick me away."
"Good," said Hermione.
I grabbed him and went out to the boss.
The boss was carrying a steaming pot.
See me come out with a bullfrog, he tilts his head at me doubtfully.
"Boss, I am very compatible with this bullfrog, I plan to buy it as a pet, how much do you think is suitable?" I held CEO Frog in front of him and waved him around.
The boss was stunned, and then looked at me with a complicated face.
There may be a lot of guests with strange hobbies, and the boss just hesitated: "You give a 20..."
"Ok." I scanned the QR code at the front desk to transfer the money.
And so I got ownership of the bullfrog president for $20.
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