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oBITCHuary: Do you have a girlfriend?
McMonster: ???
oBITCHuary: I just realized I never asked.
McMonster: What does it matter?
oBITCHuary: Dunno. It just does. Would you answer? It’s not a government secret.
oBITCHuary: (It isn’t a government secret, right? Because I have the tendency to get myself into all sorts of unideal situations…and let’s just say, I cannot take part in a witness protection program. I’d blow my cover before I chose a new name. In fact, how can one choose a new name? It’s gonna take me forever. SO many options.)
McMonster: I don’t have a girlfriend.
oBITCHuary: Boyfriend?
McMonster: No.
oBITCHuary: ANY kind of s****l/intimate partner?
McMonster: The answer is no.
oBITCHuary: Same for me.
McMonster: I know. We’ve discussed it.
oBITCHuary: Why are you
