Chapter Thirty-Three
Cal
oBITCHuary: Favorite movie?
McMonster: The Wrestler.
oBITCHuary: RUDE. Ask me what’s mine.
McMonster: I already know.
oBITCHuary: Well?
McMonster: Little Miss Sunshine.
oBITCHuary: WRONG.
McMonster: RIGHT. Stop lying.
oBITCHuary: FINE. It’s a masterpiece and I stand behind my decision. Steve Carell’s best work to date.
McMonster: Gotta have a good memory when you lie all the time. You need to keep track.
oBITCHuary: Exactly. Keeping my brain active. That’s smart thinking. Favorite color? DON’T SAY BLACK.
McMonster: Purple. Yours is orange.
oBITCHuary: HOW DO YOU KNOW ALL THIS?
McMonster: I pay attention. Favorite word?
oBITCHuary: uyedin’éniye
oBITCHuary: It’s Russian. It is the state of being alone without being lonely. Yours?
McMonster: Well, no
