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Excerpt from Androphobes Anonymous forum:
oBITCHuary: Legit gonna hurl myself off a cliff.
McMonster: This better be a figure of speech because I’m about to find your address and have someone bust your door down. My conscience can barely f*****g cope as it is.
oBITCHuary: Aww. Who did you kill?
McMonster: Don’t change the subject. Are you okay?
oBITCHuary: If you are asking whether I’m suicidal, the answer is no. I just need to vent.
McMonster: Vent away.
oBITCHuary: Do you want the long version or short one?
McMonster: Short.
oBITCHuary: Returned to the small town I grew up in for a personal matter and everything is…off.
McMonster: That’s small towns for you.
oBITCHuary: How would you know? You grew up in Philly.
McMonster: Educated guess. How can I make you feel better?
