Cal McMonster: Still alive? oBITCHuary: Just barely. McMonster: Reassuring. oBITCHuary: You sound disappointed. How is my beloved NYC? McMonster: Same way you left it. That bad? oBITCHuary: Worse, actually. McMonster: What happened to take you back there anyway? oBITCHuary: My father passed away. oBITCHuary: Sorry I didn’t say anything. It just seemed… Well, honestly, I’m really raw right now. Just typing it out and facing this as my new reality is difficult. But it wasn’t a surprise. He’d been sick for a while. McMonster is typing… McMonster is deleting… McMonster is typing… McMonster is deleting… McMonster: Sorry for your loss. This was a very weird response from McMonster, who was usually so attuned to my feelings I sometimes suspected I was being catfished by a female th

