Cal
McMonster: Had a hellish day at work.
oBITCHuary: Hey, at least you have a job, show-off.
McMonster: Didn’t you say you worked in the food industry yourself?
McMonster: Oh s**t. You’re unemployed now, aren’t you?
oBITCHuary: Thanks for reminding me.
McMonster: Hey, always happy to be of help.
oBITCHuary: I’m super broke. Might lose my apartment if I don’t find something soon.
McMonster: I’m sure something will come up.
oBITCHuary: In the small town of Staindrop? Fat chance.
McMonster: You should have more faith in yourself.
oBITCHuary: Why?
McMonster: Because you’re you.
Cal
“Why Can’t We Be Friends?”—Smash Mouth
“Great. Now we’ll have to sage the whole f*****g house.”
Row was glaring at me like I’d just crawled from a sinkhole to suck the soul out of his mouth. Standin
