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oBITCHuary: Well, I’m officially employed.
McMonster: Should I pop the champagne?
oBITCHuary: No. Save it. I’ll smash it on my new boss’s head when I get desperate.
McMonster: Hmm. Promising start.
oBITCHuary: The man legit despises me, Mac.
McMonster: I have a nickname now?
oBITCHuary: FOCUS.
McMonster: Right. Shitty boss. Why does he despise you?
oBITCHuary: I think because I once slept with him and it ended up with a lot of drama and zero orgasms for me. He was my first. And…well, my last. Pathetic, right?
McMonster: IDK. Maybe if he knew all that background he wouldn’t hate you?
oBITCHuary: LOL. If he knew all that background he’d make fun of me until the cows came home.
McMonster: What does it mean, that you chose to sleep with him even though men make you anxious?
oB
