Row
Row: You okay?
Cal: I was a second ago. Now a stranger is texting me and I’m a little freaked out. Who is this?
Row: Row.
Cal: Oh. Hi, boss. What do you want?
Row: To see if you’re okay. Hence my above question. Program me in.
Cal: Aww. Casablancas. Are we having a moment?
Row: Of regret. You’re my employee. I wanted to know whether you are good for service tonight. Get over yourself.
Cal: Boo.
Row: ARE YOU OKAY OR ARE YOU NOT OKAY? HOW HARD IS IT TO ANSWER A YES OR NO QUESTION?
Cal: I’m okay.
Row: Good.
Cal: Are you okay?
Row: Now that I’m about to finish this conversation? Very.
Chapter Twenty-Three
Row
There were countless things I disliked in this world. A never-ending list of s**t that ground my gears. To name a few: overcooked seafood, foreign films that won Oscar
