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oBITCHuary: Hello.
McMonster: Hi.
oBITCHuary: So…
oBITCHuary: I went back and read through our chats. I totally admitted to you that I’m attracted to my shitty boss, didn’t I?
McMonster: Yup.
oBITCHuary: Enjoying the ego stroke?
McMonster: I’d enjoy it more if you aim south. And, you know, use your tongue.
oBITCHuary: I’m never going to be able to look you in the eye.
McMonster: May I suggest other organs that will welcome your attention, then?
oBITCHuary: I’m so terrified I’m going to yield to temptation.
McMonster: Don’t worry, I’m sure I’ll f**k it up before we get to it.
oBITCHuary: WHY are you even interested? You could have any woman in the world.
McMonster: And you’re that woman. Where’s the mystery?
oBITCHuary: I’m completely normal.
McMonster: Respectfully, Cal,
